Randy-Solem's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Hero]

Beautiful

The way you kept the action moving with different scenes was astonishing! There's too much too write about this movie so I'll keep it short... This had better make it in the top 5! It is now probably my favorite movie on NG. Once question, though, why did you end it so abrubtly. It seemed like it could have used some credits at the end to fill the leftover music...and did earth blow up? Anyways, get a site soon, this movie will bring you tons of traffic! Great job.
Randy Solem
www.videogamedc.com

[Megaman's Disco]

Looks like I've started a trend....

See my "Mack Daddy Mario" to see why. As for this movie, jpegs are a no no in Video Game flash....

[Megaman Dance Party]

ha ha great job!

Makes me think it's time to update my "Mack Daddy Mario"...

[NG Sticks]

Very well thought out....

You got down pat what all the 13 year olds here crave, but you missed one thing. Pornography. Through in some fucking or a naked Britany Spears and not only will this be the number 1 movie of all time but will also have everything for a successful portal entry.

[Luigi Fights Back]

No...

it's seifers whole idea, I just helped him a little. Nice job!

[Media Sees/Child Sees]

Hunter, Hunter Hunter.....

you are such a young chap...you should be doing young chap things such as catching geckos, snorkling, or sipping shaved ice at poipu beach...but no you make these depressing movies! Now go to Brenekis and get me a sandwich...and I want sprouts on it!

piro1 responds:

Randy, you are truely sucked in by all the tourist traps over here ;-) Well, a shave ice sounds good now, but Brenekes is 2 miles away, so I'm not gonna go right now.

[Mario's night with bowser]

made me laugh

but I'm getting sick of these nintendo parodies.....ha ha. good job. only gripe is the music is from gameboy super mario land, not NES super mario bros.

[KinderGarden Cop Pranks]

I'm detective John Kimball!

Everytime he said that, the more he said that, I kept laughing my ass off! My fucking kidneys hurt from it! Fuck those people that hate sound clips, if it weren't for you I would have never heard this! Thanks!

[cowzilla]

ummm

you obviously didnt make the globe, where'd you get it? Flashkit or something?

[Happy New Year 3D!]

yippey

Like adam bomb, I agree this made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and for one second I thought there was actually hope in this world for all the 13 year olds overunning NG with nothing but violence on their minds....my only gripe about this is that the sun was OVER the clouds and the moon was OVER the stars....and what's up with that first asshole's review? Vanishing point perspective? Dude you need a life if you're gonna rate this low over it's vanishing point...